It's me, all me, and nothing but me..

phantomdream:

Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid.

I see you there, lurking on the periphery of my vision.

But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.

Are you shy, squiggly line?

Why only when I ignore you do you return to the center of my eye?

Oh, squiggly line, it’s all right. You are forgiven.

-Stewie Griffin 

The look on their faces though. It’s like “Omfg, Charles. Charles, Charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

(via duh-durrando)

basketballlife22:

Always a Grizzly fan! No matter what! 

basketballlife22:

Always a Grizzly fan! No matter what! 

Press conference room (Taken with instagram)

Press conference room (Taken with instagram)

Media in place! Growl towels ready #Grizzlies #memphis. Let’s get this win and keep it movin’. Happy Mommy’s Day. (Taken with instagram)

Media in place! Growl towels ready #Grizzlies #memphis. Let’s get this win and keep it movin’. Happy Mommy’s Day. (Taken with instagram)

It’s time to get ‘er done (Taken with instagram)

It’s time to get ‘er done (Taken with instagram)

blackfashion:

Say t ain’t so.

Variety reports: “Fox Searchlight has acquired an untitled pitch from ‘Jumping the Broom’ producer Tracey Edmonds and ‘Basketball Wives’ star Shaunie O’Neal. ‘Broom’ scribe Elizabeth Hunter will pen the script, with Edmonds and O’Neal producing under the former’s Our Stories Films banner. Shingle’s Glendon Palmer and Phil Robinson will exec produce. O’Neal, the ex-wife of NBA superstar Shaquille O’Neal, exec produces and stars in VH1′s ‘Basketball Wives.’ Drawing loosely from the lives of O’Neal and some of her friends, the Searchlight project centers around a young woman who follows her boyfriend to Miami after he gets drafted into the NBA. Thrust into the world of professional sports, she meets the other players’ wives and learns from their trials and tribulations. ‘The beauty of a feature film is that we’ll have the ability to dig much deeper into the stories and characters that come from this very colorful world and create a very juicy, action-packed narrative,’ Edmonds said, adding that O’Neal originally reached out to the producer via Twitter.”

*Sounds a lot like B.E.T ‘The Game’ except they’re playing Basketball.

-How do you feel about this??

Brian: "Say something."

Stewie: "What?"

Brian: "Just say something, please!"

Stewie: "Oh for God's sake. Uhm...yea and God said to Abraham; "You will kill your son Isaac." And Abraham said, "I can't hear You, you'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said, "I'm sorry, is this better? Check check...check. Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

Brian: "Say something about my mother!"

Stewie: "Oh. Uh...I never knew Biscuit as a dog, but I did know her as a table. She was sturdy, all four legs the same length..."

Brian: "Thanks, thanks that's enough."

Stewie: "Ah yes. Requiem in terra pax and so forth, amen."